Sassy Alien Keychain
🛸🖕 Mint Condition Menace – The Sassy Alien Keychain
Cheeky Cryptid for On-the-Go Attitude
Meet the Mint Condition Menace, a tiny extraterrestrial icon who’s here to abduct your heart (and flip off anyone who gets in the way). With one sassy hand planted firmly on his hip and the other proudly giving the universal gesture of “buzz off,” this little alien is the definition of intergalactic attitude.
Now available in keychain form, this rude lil' invader can clip right onto your bag, belt, keys, or spaceship console. Take your sass with you everywhere — from the grocery store to the great unknown.
Printed in bold mint green or mint blue, he’s got those classic oversized alien eyes and a whole lot of spicy personality packed into one tiny frame.
Details:
Color Options: Mint Green or Mint Blue
Finish: Smooth satin with subtle shimmer
Material: Durable, high-quality 3D printed PLA
Includes keyring and lobster clasp attachment
Not intended for children (unless your kids are spicy too)
Size: 3″ ✕ 1.5″ ✕ 0.25″
☀️ Care Warning: While he's got tough alien skin, even this rebel doesn’t do well with extreme heat or UV rays. Keep him shaded and sassy.
✨ Perfect for lovers of sci-fi sass, alien aesthetics, desk gremlins, and those with a strong middle-finger energy.
Note: These items are printed upon order - there could be a slight delay in shipping while we are summoning the little guys from the next dimension.
🛸🖕 Mint Condition Menace – The Sassy Alien Keychain
Cheeky Cryptid for On-the-Go Attitude
Meet the Mint Condition Menace, a tiny extraterrestrial icon who’s here to abduct your heart (and flip off anyone who gets in the way). With one sassy hand planted firmly on his hip and the other proudly giving the universal gesture of “buzz off,” this little alien is the definition of intergalactic attitude.
Now available in keychain form, this rude lil' invader can clip right onto your bag, belt, keys, or spaceship console. Take your sass with you everywhere — from the grocery store to the great unknown.
Printed in bold mint green or mint blue, he’s got those classic oversized alien eyes and a whole lot of spicy personality packed into one tiny frame.
Details:
Color Options: Mint Green or Mint Blue
Finish: Smooth satin with subtle shimmer
Material: Durable, high-quality 3D printed PLA
Includes keyring and lobster clasp attachment
Not intended for children (unless your kids are spicy too)
Size: 3″ ✕ 1.5″ ✕ 0.25″
☀️ Care Warning: While he's got tough alien skin, even this rebel doesn’t do well with extreme heat or UV rays. Keep him shaded and sassy.
✨ Perfect for lovers of sci-fi sass, alien aesthetics, desk gremlins, and those with a strong middle-finger energy.
Note: These items are printed upon order - there could be a slight delay in shipping while we are summoning the little guys from the next dimension.
🛸🖕 Mint Condition Menace – The Sassy Alien Keychain
Cheeky Cryptid for On-the-Go Attitude
Meet the Mint Condition Menace, a tiny extraterrestrial icon who’s here to abduct your heart (and flip off anyone who gets in the way). With one sassy hand planted firmly on his hip and the other proudly giving the universal gesture of “buzz off,” this little alien is the definition of intergalactic attitude.
Now available in keychain form, this rude lil' invader can clip right onto your bag, belt, keys, or spaceship console. Take your sass with you everywhere — from the grocery store to the great unknown.
Printed in bold mint green or mint blue, he’s got those classic oversized alien eyes and a whole lot of spicy personality packed into one tiny frame.
Details:
Color Options: Mint Green or Mint Blue
Finish: Smooth satin with subtle shimmer
Material: Durable, high-quality 3D printed PLA
Includes keyring and lobster clasp attachment
Not intended for children (unless your kids are spicy too)
Size: 3″ ✕ 1.5″ ✕ 0.25″
☀️ Care Warning: While he's got tough alien skin, even this rebel doesn’t do well with extreme heat or UV rays. Keep him shaded and sassy.
✨ Perfect for lovers of sci-fi sass, alien aesthetics, desk gremlins, and those with a strong middle-finger energy.
Note: These items are printed upon order - there could be a slight delay in shipping while we are summoning the little guys from the next dimension.
